I am proudly joining my co-workers at EA to raise money for Movember! I'm going to change my appearance by growing a moustache for the 30 days of Movember in exchange for your donations for men's health. We are dedicated to bringing back the moustache, having fun, creating conversations and awareness, and (most importantly) raising funds for prostate cancer, testicular cancer and men's mental health problems.

For a donation of:


For one American dollar, I will utter your name with reverence towards the heavens.


For the low price of a five spot, I will Photoshop your head onto any body you like.


For a tenner, I will create a Facebook cover photo in the style of your choosing.


For twenty, I will sing thirty seconds of any song you like and post it for all to see.


For fifty I will sing an entire song of your choosing while wearing a wig or silly hat.


For one hundred I will turn you into an animated GIF and make you Tumblr famous ( *fame not guaranteed ).


For one fitty I will dress up as the Doctor (9, 10, or 11) and ask you to run away with me ( *within 30 miles of Menlo Park ).


For five hundred I will dress in drag and do the hula at a location of your choosing ( *within 30 miles of Menlo Park ).